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Fuck Em All

Fuck Em All

Regular price $40.00 CAD
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This black shirt is not for the faint of heart. It's for those who have fully embraced their inner misanthrope and have no patience for the fickle and superficial nature of human relationships. With its bold and unapologetic design, this "all I need is six friends for pallbearers" shirt is the perfect way to declare your disdain for society and its conventions.

Featuring a minimalist, yet striking design, this shirt is not interested in pandering to the masses. It's for those who understand that true friendship is hard to come by, and that when you find it, you hold on tight.

Made from high-quality materials and designed for maximum comfort, this shirt is the perfect choice for any occasion, whether you're attending a funeral or just lounging around with your chosen few. With its uncompromising attitude and no-nonsense approach to life, it's sure to be a hit with anyone who shares your worldview.

So if you're looking for a shirt that captures your uncompromising spirit and your disdain for the trivialities of human interaction, this is the shirt for you. Wear it with pride as you navigate the treacherous waters of the human experience, secure in the knowledge that you have your six friends by your side, ready to carry you to your final resting place. The rest of the world can go to hell, for all you care. All you need is your six friends, and with this shirt on your back, you'll never forget it.

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

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Returns are for defects only and only for 14 days.

If you have oven mits for hands and smashed this part on and fucked it up it's on you.



 Size guide

WIDTH (inches)LENGTH (inches)SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)S18 ¼26 ⅝16 ¼M20 ¼2817 ¾L2229 ⅜19XL2430 ¾20 ½2XL2631 ⅝21 ¾WIDTH (cm)LENGTH (cm)SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm)S46.467.641.3M51.471.145L55.974.648.3XL6178.1522XL6680.355.3

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