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LIL' SWEETIES SWAP HELPER SHIRT

LIL' SWEETIES SWAP HELPER SHIRT

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Great drawing by Lunchbox @shart_at_the_devil on IG

 

 

In the swirling, chaotic abyss of our modern existence, where the gears of the mundane grind incessantly, there exists an enigmatic fortress of solitude, a bastion of creation shrouded in the smoke of mystery. If your neurons are firing, synapses buzzing with the unquenchable thirst to unearth what alchemical wonders we concoct in our clandestine lab, I implore you, dear seeker of truth, to abandon this quest. Some artifacts, relics of our nocturnal endeavors, find their way onto the digital ether of this site, yet the essence, the core of our craft remains ensconced within the local veil.

Should the question, gnawing at the edges of your consciousness like a ravenous beast, persist in its quest for illumination regarding the nature of our operations, I offer you a simple mantra: Embrace the void of ignorance. Yes, in the grand tapestry of the cosmos, what we do is but a whisper in a hurricane. Choppers, vans, relics of a bygone era resurrected through our alchemy, alongside creations birthed anew from the womb of innovation — these are the totems of our existence.

And yet, if within the labyrinth of your mind, a specter of worry lurks, casting long shadows of doubt upon your soul, heed my counsel: Turn inward. Embark upon a psychedelic journey through the inner cosmos, navigating the intricate mazes of your psyche to confront the root of this disquiet. Why does the mere existence of a duo, entwined in the dance of creation and revelry, dedicated to the noble pursuit of fucking around whilst diligently minding our own business, stir such tumult within your heart?

So, as the sun sets on this peculiar narrative, I bid you farewell with a casual flick of the wrist, a nonchalant 'K, bye.' Venture forth, intrepid traveler, and may you find solace in the knowledge that in this vast, inexplicable universe, there are still mysteries that elude even the most fervent seekers of truth.

Shipping & Returns

Returns are for defects only and only for 14 days.

If you have oven mits for hands and smashed this part on and fucked it up it's on you.

Dimensions

 

 

SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XLWidth, in17.9920.0021.9723.9825.9827.9930.0431.97Length, in28.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.0035.00Sleeve length, in7.247.768.238.749.259.7610.2410.75

The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

Care Instructions

Don't put in bootyhole

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